{"product_id":"maxs-stash-catnip","title":"Max's Stash Catnip","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😼 The Good Stuff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePsst... hey, kitty. Looking for the finest stash in town?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWord on the alley is this is the premium nip. Hand-picked, carefully dried, and sealed for maximum freshness, this legendary stash has neighborhood cats rolling, zooming, and acting like they own the place (because they probably do).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne sniff and your furry little \"business associate\" will be rubbing, purring, pouncing, and making deals with the couch cushions. Sprinkle a pinch on a toy, scratching post, or cat tree and watch your customer inspect the merchandise with professional enthusiasm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMax's Guarantee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌿 100% premium dried catnip leaves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😼 Fresh, aromatic, and worthy of the neighborhood's toughest feline critics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 1.1 oz of the finest \"inventory\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Perfect for toys, scratching posts, beds, and cat trees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 No fillers. No funny business. Just the good stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer from Management:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We do not condone illegal activity. This product is completely legal and intended only for cats. Side effects may include zoomies, dramatic rolling, excessive purring, suspicious levels of confidence, and temporary ownership of your entire house.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YourCatsGoodies","offers":[{"title":"1.10 oz","offer_id":54330989609287,"sku":"CATNIP110","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":".25 oz","offer_id":54331002552647,"sku":"CATNIP025","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0786\/7557\/5111\/files\/ChatGPTImageJul12_2026_02_06_54PM.jpg?v=1783883376","url":"https:\/\/yourcatsgoodies.com\/products\/maxs-stash-catnip","provider":"YourCatsGoodies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}